it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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