Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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