when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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