my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
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