Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Randomize
