i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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