I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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