It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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