And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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