we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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