gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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