after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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