How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
