I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
He shit in the fireplace
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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