Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Maybe he injected his testicle?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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