We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
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