I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
