one two three fourrrrnication!
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
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