He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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