how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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