just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
