Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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