be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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