Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
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