I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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