If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
How naked do you want me to be?
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