It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
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