BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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