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That's how twitter works, right?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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