I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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