I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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