I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
