I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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