I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
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We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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