The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
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