Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
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You. Win. At. Life.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
the liver wants what the liver wants
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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