dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
sex on a bike is impossible
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