I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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