Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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