Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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