How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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