You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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