Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
