mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
you would pick up someone in the library
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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