id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
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