I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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