I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
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