Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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