Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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