I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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