I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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