My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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