he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
You pole danced in your parka.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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