I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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