Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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