everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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