I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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