I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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