Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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