I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Randomize
