I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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