Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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